TGS Announces
Big news, Spikeheads! In an effort to deliver fresh, Spike-worthy material on a more regular basis (and to bring more Ivy League educated lawyers into the fold), the Big Two are expanding! Please join me in welcoming Big Swingin' D as our new contributing member. Big Swingin' D is an expert on North Jersey, Soccer, the Jersey shore, Terrapin athletics, Calzones, Judaism, and much, much more!
The Big Two has officially become ... The Big Three!
posted by Big Thunder @ 12:30 PM
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6 Comments:
i never got asked to be a contributing member....hmpf
maybe the golden spike is sexist
Indeed the Spike has many prejudices - in addition to women, we don't like visigoths, the inuit, easter islanders, tazmanians, Wilford E. Brimley (and anyone who hires him as a corporate shill) and cartoons who think they're real (e.g. Roger Rabbit). Of course we haven't actually ever met any individuals who are members of any of these classes, and we don't want to. What good are stereotypes if they don't help keep us insulated in our xenophobic cocoons.
Also, we consider this article to be gospel.
i (dis)respectfully disagree
first, i would never prefer that my life be fair and sweet. there is no such thing. and whoever thinks there is is a total moron. (sorry, all you idealistic spikers out there)
second, i think this line of the article pretty much sums up the view of the spike, according to dave laws commentary: "Most of them [the funny women], though, when you come to review the situation, are hefty or dykey or Jewish, or some combo of the three." nice
ps: why is its always sunny not on dvd????
Hilarious.
The article, that is. Not you (obviously).
obviously
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