Pygmy Marmoset
This guy cracks me up! Apparently he's a pygmy marmoset. (hence the title of the post)
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Miss USA has been sentenced to rehab by The Donald. If I can find out where he's sending her, I may develop a substance abuse problem in the near future that requires me to check into the same facility. Although I haven't yet discovered the location of this secret rehab clinic, I have learned quite a bit from following Miss Conner's ordeal. For example, another testament to The Donald's genius, Trump houses Miss USA, Miss Teen USA and Miss Universe in the same NYC apartment during their respective reigns. My extensive fact-checking turned up this "golden nugget" of gossip:
Conner has been caught in a sizzling smooch with Miss Teen USA Katie Blair, an 18-year-old who partied with Conner at Chelsea club Ultra on Dec. 8. The two share a Trump Place pad with Miss Universe Zleyka Rivera on the upper West Side.
How'd you like to be their pizza delivery guy (or whatever beauty queens order when they binge and purge)?
posted by Dave Law @ 11:29 AM
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I will ban you from TGS unless you post a picture of Miss Teen USA Katie Blair, she of the sizzling smooch, immediately.
I like that the Pygmy Marmoset has a "conservation status" of "least concern," which is the furthest from "extinct." In other words, conservationists don't give 2 craps about the Pygmy Marmoset.
Thank you for fixing the post.
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