Elegant F!@# You Clothes

I know enough real-life Gordon Gekkos to grasp the concept of f!@# you clothes. Indeed, if clothes are cursing at me, I endure a sartorial reaming every time I board the elevator in my building. The pocket square is, in my opinion, the most offensive male accessory (although the offensiveness is limited to a business setting - pocket squares are less haughty when worn socially). The pocket square a bitch slap of condescension and, as far as non-verbal insults go, it's practically on par with the middle finger. Suspenders or "braces" are a close second.