Did You Get a Haircut?

I got 'em all cut! (badump ba!)

Spike, our fearless mascot and man's best friend, who like the founding members of TGS is wont to relieve himself in the most inappropriate places, has gotten his first haircut!

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IN OTHER NEWS...

Reese Witherspoon finally ditched that 'mo Ryan Phillippe. If she's back on the market, maybe I should get a haircut too. Devotees of TGS will recognize that the term "haircut" has multiple meanings when referring to Dave Law. (See And Now We Know... and Vegas Math below). At the end of the day, the process that I go through to groom myself is probably not that different from what our mascot Spike is subjected to.

On Sunday, I attended the Giants-Bucs game and tailgate directly after playing in my weekly mens-league soccer game (during which I got punched in the eye by the opposing keeper - fortunately my vision was not so impaired that I couldn't score on the punk in the second half and taunt him with a celebration dance in his own box). Speaking of athletic celebration dances, I feel compelled to comment on the Giants' defense celebration. After making a play, Giants defenders pantomime a basketball jump shot. What the hell does a basketball jump shot have to do with a sack? Apparently this celebration is derived from a rap video, which makes it even less relevant. I love this Giants team, but I think they should let this celebration slip through the crack in Strahan's teeth.

Finally - Happy Halloween.