Thunderlinks Knows What You Had For Lunch
Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thunderlinks! HOOOOooooooh!
- OBL has found the greatest love of all.
- It has been said before (by a comedian that I can't currently recall), but do you know the one person that human females hate above all others? No, its not Elizabeth Banks, not a Jessica (A, B, or S), not Angelina Jolie. No, it is Jennifer Love Hewitt. And Lil' Thunder is right at the front of the pack of Hewitt Haters. Females despise JLH like no other. I think it is because the average guy recognizes that Beth, Jess, Jess, Jess, and Angie are out of their leagues, but JLH ... maybe ... just maybe ... if I hit the gym a few extra times ... maybe something could happen there. Well, Lil' Thunder et al. need fear no longer. Apparently "Love" is short for "LovesBonBons."
- Just for good measure.
- Anyone ever consider that the concept of "tenure" might not be the greatest idea? Seriously, how many arrests does it take? Well, three, apparently.
- Click on the "original sign idea." Will I ever grow up? If so, when?
- There's only one thing that can stop me from never posting on TGS again.
posted by Big Thunder @ 2:32 PM
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That's some good linkage Big Thunder. I particularly enjoyed the picture of Jess B crouching in a bathroom sink. (wiping off my laptop screen)
The picture was not of her wiping off your laptop screen. Oh. Wait.
You crossed the line so far that I'm standing at the line and I can't even see you in the distance. Perv.
Golden Nugget: I believe the credit for the "all women hate Jennifer Love Hewitt" joke goes to Bill Simmons, The Sports Guy.
On the OBL story: "Dance like a Caucasoid girl"? Really? I think what he meant to say was, "Shake it like a white girl," stolen from a long-ago hip-hop song. What's next? Osama tells Bush to "put a quarter in yo a-- cuz ya played yo-self"?
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